03/21/11 - The Final update in this saga has been posted.

Not too long ago, Charlie Sheen Tweeted:

http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/45578854332497920

I was amused, I was intrigued. I decided to apply.

Yesterday, I learned that along with who knows how many thousands of others, I had moved onto Round 2:

So... I've submitted the required parts for round 2. And now I wait to see where this takes me.

Meanwhile Great White's Wasted Rock Ranger keeps playing in my head:

So will yours truly get to live the Rock 'n Roll Life of a Vatican Assassin this summer?

Stay Tuned folks. Will update as more is heard.

** 03/16/11  Update **

**3/21 Update**

So sadly, my quest has failed. After hearing about Zippy's (yes, that's his nickname) adventures in LA, I get the feeling that he's much more suited to the rock and roll lifestyle then I am (Or at least his liver is).

If you are on the quest, feel free to chime in, and let us know how you're doing!