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14 Apr 2007 - Since I'm already slated to burn in hell...

Written by Antigoth April 14, 2007, 04:07:00 AM 786 Views Rating: 0 (0 Rates) You have rated this file. Print
Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn`t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don`t force Beer on minors who can`t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don`t knock on people`s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody`s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don`t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can`t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you`ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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1 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by 0 April 14, 2007, 10:32:14 AM
Can I get an AMEN?
2 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by MediumSexy April 14, 2007, 02:58:37 PM
Amen.
3 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by piperspitt April 14, 2007, 04:23:26 PM
Number 9 in false, Beer has told me how to have sex.
4 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by Doctor Barone April 14, 2007, 10:56:39 PM
Agreed with the above.
5 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by thor1457 April 15, 2007, 04:49:17 PM
"8. Beer has never caused a major war." Wasn't there some war that was influenced or motivated by beer? I recall some history book that claimed many wars were caused by liquids (tea, beer, and something else...). If anyone knows what I am thinking of, let me know. lol

6 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by Daddy April 16, 2007, 02:08:11 PM
You are thinking of the Boston Tea Party, which was actually over Mary Jane, but the historians tried to put a more politically correct spin on it...And no, that wasn't the only reason the war started...
7 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by Neptune April 16, 2007, 04:22:13 PM
"2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you`ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. "

I swear, I'm going to quote that at my best friend's wedding, just to piss off his mother and the bride.  ^_^

Thank you for helping me be sacreligious.
8 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by Antigoth April 16, 2007, 05:54:39 PM
TCO - Impacting productivity and increasing sacrilege since 2001
9 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by thor1457 April 16, 2007, 10:22:26 PM
Lol, no its not the Boston Tea Party... its something that seems to be less obvious/important (at least to me). lol. It will come to me one of these days
10 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by horton_brian April 17, 2007, 11:10:07 AM
Addmitedly the funniest thing I have read in a few days and by far the most honest.

11 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by FuryOfTheStormKW April 18, 2007, 03:08:06 PM
Its like exercise reading this, I can feel the BURN! Haha. Im kinda surprised Evil Dave hasnt chimed in yet, being "beergod"
12 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by jediorder2000 April 20, 2007, 02:33:48 PM
i saw this tee shirt printed wid something tt i find very funny.. it says,"Jesus, pls save me from your followers."
13 Re: Since I'm already slated to burn in hell... Written by 6devils6advocate6 April 20, 2007, 05:44:01 PM
beer is not perfect though especially if one over indulges. same can be said about jesus. i will still pick beer over a god. if i have to be a slave to something i want it to be beer. i swear i can quite anytime. i just don't want to. stone cold will stun you for not drinking a beer but not kill.

beer doesn't care about your sexual preferences either
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