Since I'm already slated to burn in hell...
Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn`t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don`t force Beer on minors who can`t think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don`t knock on people`s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody`s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don`t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can`t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you`ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.