Trash Talking 101 - tutorials

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[flat_tire]

This is the Standard.. <- gameplay-wise

In terms of trash talking, that is a whole other matter. U are talking to the master of the Mic(remember SGQ announcements), the trasher of trashers, ego of egos, spit in the face of kennedy that his mic would rust, the rock becomes dust!(and goes on and on.. u get the drift)

anyways heres a little 101 tutorials for beginners. all in point form and would further added in.

characterisation
1) assume a particular character to roleplay

2) this character should usually be someone who is loud(coz i do not see any quiet trash talkers..)

3) you should oversell the character (egoistic, funny) eg. Rock, Ken Kennedy, Randy Orton

4) or nosell the character (serious and objective but not tooo serious if not boring) eg. Stone Cold, Undertaker, Chris Benoit.

5) stay within your character. do not get out of character often coz its not consistant

6) your character should have some quirks or some sort of habit. eg The rock always refers to himself as The Rock not Me or I, Kennedy would have his spotlight and his mic, taker would have his eyeballs rolled up, Stone cold would have his beer and talks in 3 syllable sentences - Do you think...(What!?) you're damn smart (WHAT?!).. running around (WHAT!?) like some cockroach? (WHAT?!)

Trash Talking
1) from above number 6, would have somewhat of a starting of some trashtalking but do not just type the words for the sake of typing em. it must have a purpose
and please do not quote Ron Simmons cause that is basically post whoring..

2) use words with colourful references like your superstar can fly like a chicken trying to save his life from a butcher. or " u call that a kendo stick or something u bought out of Toys R Us?"

3) use descriptive words so people would get the idea of how u can portray your character. eg. light dims "who turn the damn lights out!?", X superstar comes out of the enterance with a torch light hanging above him shining down.

4) do not use swear words..  u may use eh.. other references.. eg. "SEE THIS CARROT!?!? I would take a whole bunch of these and other cheap TCG cards and shaft it up yr Rabbit hole"

note: do not overwrite. we do not want an entire page of u describing your entire superstar history or life. give others a chance of reply the trash talk if not you are just talking to yourself. i know sometimes u need to talk loud to assure yourself that there are sounds inside your head instead of emptiness. echos do not count.

happy trash talking!!

[MuhdRumi]

Thanks Aarron for the tutorial i really learn alot from it as i have NEVER thrash talk before

[flat_tire]

The post directly above this post is exactly the type of message you should NOT be using. it has no trash talking elements saving the sarcasm.

unless your character wants to go to the sarcasm road all the way.. then ya need to add more character to it if not its just alot of noise but no substance.

experiment. one would get the hang of it.

[Big Bear]

Trash talk never works. Insults only cause people to fight back harder. You have to undermine a person's confidence.  The most effective trick i ever used was to name every single card that a person could use to reverse a card. In the old days, that would include naming cards like Boring Boring or Bottom Feeding......

Another usable trick is to thank people when they reversd cards. This works well if you are willing to drop a stronger card than your opponent is to draw out a reversal. If they see you draw out a reversal (SoFla never abandoned Backlash because it causes game losses down here) with a card that they would NEVER use to draw, they start to worry about what ELSE you have.

Daddy and Psycho can tell you about that (although Daddy was always too focused to get off his game, they've seen knees knock when I enter the room)

[MuhdRumi]

The post directly above this post is exactly the type of message you should NOT be using. it has no trash talking elements saving the sarcasm.

unless your character wants to go to the sarcasm road all the way.. then ya need to add more character to it if not its just alot of noise but no substance.

experiment. one would get the hang of it.

WOAH WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT !!! i never tharsh talk before i am one of the most humble person playing raw deal !

[neuromancer]

lol another gd example of thrash talking by rumi.. rumi nice try to thrash talk..

[muhd sahil]

Why is this forum very quiet?Is there nothing for us to trastalk?I think that someone should open up something for us to trashtalk.

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