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[Queensryche]

I like the whole Words of Wisdom thing on the side above the recent posts, but I've seen them all now, and figure some new ones could be used. If all you mods and admins don't mind, I'd like to start this to take suggestions on things that could appear in Words of Wisdom. Here's what I have:

"If I found a million dollars in the street but it turned out that the guy who lost it was poor, I'd give it back to him." - Yogi Berra

[whitedragon]

Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to!

[ziggy zenf]

Life is a safe to which there is a combination.  Unfortunately the combination is locked in the safe.

[HXCDisciple]

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Grammar be damned, that's a sentiment more people should take to heart.

[MediumSexy]

My mind is like a steel trap: Rusty and illegal in 37 states.

[neuromancer]

Love is like a bottle of milk. It expires and turn sour very fast but you can preserve it by putting it in the fridge.

[superradjoe]

I like the whole Words of Wisdom thing on the side above the recent posts, but I've seen them all now, and figure some new ones could be used. If all you mods and admins don't mind, I'd like to start this to take suggestions on things that could appear in Words of Wisdom. Here's what I have:

"If I found a million dollars in the street but it turned out that the guy who lost it was poor, I'd give it back to him." - Yogi Berra

I really have no quote to add, but that makes no sense cuz if he's droppin' a million dollars in the street he obviously must not be too poor.

[nimrod]

this reminded me of the quotes suggestion thread from the old site....mine never were added.....

but "its always funny till someone gets hurt, then its just hillarious"

[HXCDisciple]

I like the whole Words of Wisdom thing on the side above the recent posts, but I've seen them all now, and figure some new ones could be used. If all you mods and admins don't mind, I'd like to start this to take suggestions on things that could appear in Words of Wisdom. Here's what I have:

"If I found a million dollars in the street but it turned out that the guy who lost it was poor, I'd give it back to him." - Yogi Berra

I really have no quote to add, but that makes no sense cuz if he's droppin' a million dollars in the street he obviously must not be too poor.

It's Yogi Berra.  There's either something more to what he's saying, or he's just slightly crazy.

[TempestTenor]

See sig 

[MediumSexy]

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

[Master Dosmodious]

You'd see more if you played Civilization IV...

[MediumSexy]

Personally, I like the made up quotes in Robert Aspirin's "Myth" book series... Gems like "Why can't we all just get along?" - A. Hitler

[dilbert505]

Several from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels:

"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."
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"Sodomy non sapiens," said Albert under his breath.
"What does that mean?"
"Means I'm buggered if I know."
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'And what would humans be without love?'
R_ARE, said Death.
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A key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleaning, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
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Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.
[translated: "When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow"]
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Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
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What sort of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

[LordFa9]

i vow to live forever....or die trying

[Tenshigure]

Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard. Be Evil.

[MediumSexy]

Why isn't the word "Gullible" in the dictionary?

[Queensryche]

Just got another one. This one is from a vandalized sign in front of a Japanese high school.

"All Together Now! Let Us Be Individuals!"

[Queensryche]

Another one, courtesy of "Welcome Back Kotter":

"You know, there's a fine line between garbage and art!" - Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
"Yeah, the art collector don't come by your house twice a week!" - Vinnie Barbarino

[MediumSexy]

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

"God is as real as I am." he assured me, and my faith was restored, for I knew Santa would never lie.

"The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less."

Save the horses, ride a cowboy.