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[piperspitt]

I liked it as the reflection of perfection with Mark Jindrak too, they dropped that one quick though.

[Neil Swint]

A pretty good showing for Dolph.  Outlasted Orton for his betrayal before the match, and eliminated some major competition.  And still a minor thing, but where's my mention for winning the Rumble with the Bossman before?

Bossman won World War 3, not a Royal Rumble.

Wow I never seem to get anywhere in these things. Maybe I should just stop playing. lol

If you quit playing, the terrorists win.

[Rein]

Well that WOULD explain it wouldn't it I just like seeing my name lol

[Ravnos]

I can't complain, came in as number one and lasted quite some time.

[Drywall]

Um, I know it's your game and your rules, but there's never been anyone disqualified from a Royal Rumble. Like ever, at least in my memory. (And I've been watching since I was like 4. But I'm probably wrong.)

AUSTIN PROMO:

Even though I don't give a good godd*amn about any one of ya, you should watch ol' Stone Cold out act that hollywood pansy The Rock! Buy season 2 of Chuck, if ya know what's good for ya!

WHAT?
On DVD.
WHAT?
Also on Blu-Ray.
WHAT?


It's just weird that I'm the only guy that wasn't eliminated. Hell, what do you expect when you have referees hired by Vince McMahon! Vince, do yourself a favor and check the merchandise booths in the back! Hell, at least I showed that Canadian crybaby Bret Hart that on his best day he couldn't lace my boots! He wears pink and black like he's still in the nineties! Well I hate to tell you Bret, but the nineties have come and gone, and apparently so has your damn fashion sense! You wave a flag around with a giant maple leaf on it, like anyone gives a crap! What's that supposed to stand for, maple syrup?! WHAT? WHAT? Are you a stock holder in IHOP? WHAT? You know why you covet your damn maple leaf so much? It's cause the only thing you can pin or submit anymore is a damn stack of flapjacks!

You should take your sorry a$$ to TNA, 'cause then you'd feel right at home there with Jeff Jarrett...you two have a lot in common with the stroke!

And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!

[Rein]

*"I Am Perfection" blares over the arena speakers as Austin finishes his speech.  Dolph walks down to the ring with his trademark cocky smile on his face, and he steps between the ropes to a chorus of Austin chants.  As Austin gets near, Ziggler backs away between the ropes and takes a microphone.*

"Listen here old timer, before you lose your temper once again, as usual, let me inform you of something.  For a guy who may be a so called legend in the WWE, you got tossed over the top rope like just another jobber.  Because in my eyes, that's all you are.  You're not the fastest rising superstar today.  You're not the most gifted body in the world.  And you quite simply, are NOT perfection. I sent you flying over the rope like you were the latest diva with a schoolgirl crush on yours truly.  Check the record again pal, because I eliminated the Big Show, DeBiase, and if the Undertaker doesn't get luckier than the 'feel good' Saints, then I win the Rumble and cement my name in the record books."

*Ziggler drops the microphone and gets in Austins face, and does his patented running his hands through his hair and flicking them at Steve.  He turns around with a smug look on his face*

[Drywall]

Austin taps Ziggler on the shoulder. Ziggler turns around..

"What we have here...is a failure to communicate. You come out here with your little entrance music, your stupid peroxide hairdo, telling yourself and the whole damn world how perfect you are. Hell son, if you're so damn perfect why don't you have a title belt?

Crowd:What?
I said a championship.
Crowd: What?
A damn strap!

The last man I used to know who called himself perfect is a WWE hall of famer. Comparin' the two of ya is like comparin' Jim Ross to Don West.

You used to prance around with your male cheerleading buddies in the Spirit Squad, thinkin you were all cute and funny. Let me tell you son, I ain't here to build a nude male pyramid. I'm here to drink beer, raise hell, kick ass and take names!


Now it's entirely possible that in my "old age" I might be misjuding you son. Let's try this again. *Hands Ziggler a beer*

My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. What's your name boy?

Dolph: Dolph...Zigg-

Austin kicks Dolph in the gut and promptly gives him a Stone Cold Stunner. Then he picks him up and throws him over the top rope and onto the floor. Austin celebrates by prompting for more beer and drinking to the roar of the fans.

[piperspitt]

Reading this is actually better than watching Raw nowadays.

[thedemonkiller]

Fit Finely was DQ'd from the 2008 Royal Rumble...

[Drywall]

Reading this is actually better than watching Raw nowadays.

I take that as a complement, sir. Thank you.

[Turd Ferguson]

Being better than Raw is not saying much. I could smash my head on the keyboard and write something better than Raw.

[ins9145]

OK, I was busy all weekend and did not get to see the results until today.  I guess I cannot complain because I made it to the final two.  It was a fun read, and I look forward to playing again.  Maybe next time things will work out differently.

[Neil Swint]

Reading this is actually better than watching Raw nowadays.

It really is...


The next event will be June 2nd. It will mark the 21st anniversary of.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6jTeYkERy4

Once you're 21, life is NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!

"And them that take the sword shall perish by the sword." - The Bible, Matthew