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AoTF Jon
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« on: March 18, 2010, 11:41:28 PM »
In case you wondering I just Hit 30 today. Can someone please tell me this 1 thing....





WHERE IS THE HELL DID THE OTHER 29 YEARS GO?Huh?Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2010, 12:26:40 AM »
Happy birthday! *stomp*
Happy birthday! *stomp*
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that death is near!

Happy birthday! *stomp*
Happy birthday! *stomp*
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake!

Happy birthday! *stomp*
Happy birthday! *stomp*
Lost your gold, your sword and house
Lost your sheep but not your spouse!

Happy birthday! *stomp*
Happy birthday! *stomp*
It's your birthday, never fear
You'll be dead this time next year!


j/k! Happy birthday!
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2010, 12:52:36 AM »
Quote from: AoTF Jon on March 18, 2010, 11:41:28 PM
In case you wondering I just Hit 30 today. Can someone please tell me this 1 thing....
WHERE IS THE HELL DID THE OTHER 29 YEARS GO?Huh?Huh? Huh?

So buddy, you see all those empty alcohol containers over there...?  Wink

Welcome to 30, buddy, could be worse.. you could be pushing 40..

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 08:01:35 AM »
30 ain't old and 30 CERTAINLY ain't mid-life :p

but enjoy it, the birthdays get less fun (though life didn't begin till 35 for me  Cool )
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2010, 10:25:19 AM »
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Hesh birthday rap from Sealab 2021 yet.

You're one year older, one year wiser
Rock n roll king, czar and a kaiser
You're the man of the hour, the vip
You get the first slice, of the p i e
So blow out the candles, and make a wish
Put a smile on, cause it's your birthday b****


Go robot, it's your birthday, go robot, it's your birthday

*hope I remembered most of it right*
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 02:40:16 PM »
Quote from: Rein on March 19, 2010, 10:25:19 AM
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Hesh birthday rap from Sealab 2021 yet.

You're one year older, one year wiser
Rock n roll star, king, czar and a kaiser
a room full of friends, a mouth full of cake
every present is for you and it feels pretty great
You're the man of the hour, the vip
You get the first slice, of the p i e
but first blow out the candles, and make a wish
Put a smile on, cause it's your birthday b****


Go robot, it's your birthday, go robot, it's your birthday

*hope I remembered most of it right*


happy birthday random internet guy i don't really know.
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 05:11:20 PM »
I just did a similar post in Feb when I turned 30. Life really seems to stomp you on the very day that you turn 30. God knows I was wondering if I was going to make it, and I felt like a teenager only one day before. Congrats and Happy Birthday. I'll let you know if it gets any better because so far all it has meant is that I am too damn old to act as my usual immature self and too damn young to get any senior discounts at Country Kitchen.
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