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[Commissioner D2]

Ladies and gentlemen:

Greetings from your Commissioner!  We are one week away from the biggest four days of the year for Raw Deal, and for Gaming as a whole: GenCon Indy.  Myself, along with several other members of the Raw Deal community, have been in talks recently for some fun side events to make this year's GenCon one to remember.  And one in particular is going to be revealed right now.  Over the past few months, we have been coming up with a number of tasks.  These tasks have been collected, rethought, and planned out into what I'm calling The Best In The World Scavenger Hunt.  On Thursday, before the very first tournament of the weekend, I will have sheets printed out with MANY items on them for you to do over the Best Four Days In Gaming.  Some worth a single point.  Some worth several.  Whoever can accomplish the most items by the start of the 2010 Raw Deal World Championship on Sunday will receive a few very special prizes.  I won't get into what most of them are, but I will tell you the grand prize.  The hottest signature from the new Backstage Autograph Session prize card:  "The Best In The World" Bryan Danielson!  There are VERY few of these available, and they are going to be VERY hard to come by.

Now, there are a few supplies you'll need in order to participate.  Some of them are as follows:

A camera (can be phone, digital, whatever)
"Slap The Taste Out Of Your Mouth"
"Singapore Cane Shot"
"The Champ Is Here"
"Hittin' The "G" Spot"
A tie
A marker
Money
Creativity
Friends
Courage

That's just a few of the things you'll need.  We hope to make this year's GenCon one to remember for years to come.  And since I'm a nice guy, I'll go ahead and tell you 5 (get it?) of the items on the list:

2. Find a Booth Babe and take a picture of you kissing her cheek
6. Take a picture of you performing Cattle Mutilation  ***WORTH FIVE POINTS***
12. Get a picture of you and Wil Wheaton giving you the finger
22. Get a picture of you with Dre and at least 3 White Bitches!!
24. Complete the Buffalo Wild Wing Blazing Challenge  ***WORTH FIVE POINTS***


-D2

[Homeless]

this makes me wish i had the money and means to go. and the motivation to build a good deck to surprise some folks in the qualifiers with absurdity.

[Antigoth]

I hate you all. This sounds like so much fun. Have a good time everyone.

[Commissioner D2]

I hate you all. This sounds like so much fun. Have a good time everyone.

No, I hate you.  I have to change one of the objectives because you won't be there.

32. Get a picture of you and Antigoth both wearing kilts

[Antigoth]

I hate you all. This sounds like so much fun. Have a good time everyone.

No, I hate you.  I have to change one of the objectives because you won't be there.

32. Get a picture of you and Antigoth both wearing kilts

LOL

[BigJohnStudd]

Photoshop counts right? I have pics of the kilt laden Canadian.... and pictures of wil wheaton giving the finger is easier to find than internet porn

[Commissioner D2]

Photoshop counts right? I have pics of the kilt laden Canadian.... and pictures of wil wheaton giving the finger is easier to find than internet porn

Nope.  ALL photos must occur at GenCon.  Your badge must be visible.

[Commissioner D2]

It's only fair, that should some people show up late to GenCon and check out this thread, they be given the same opportunity as those showing up at 12PM today for the first tournament.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the official list:

THE BEST IN THE WORLD GENCON SCAVENGER HUNT!!!

RULES:
1 - For everything involving a picture, you must be in the picture with your GenCon badge visible
2 - Each item is worth one point unless otherwise mentioned
3 - The Best In The World GenCon Scavenger Hunt is open from 12PM Thursday until 11AM Sunday.
4 - The Raw Deal Player Committee is not responsible should you get slapped/punched/kicked/yelled at/kicked out of/arrested during any of these tasks.

1. Get a picture of you choking somebody with a tie
2. Find a Booth Babe and take a picture of you kissing her cheek
3. Get a CD that has "The Final Countdown" on it
4. Set "The Final Countdown" as your ringtone
5. Learn how to apply the Chikara Special, and take a picture of you applying it to somebody
6. Take a picture of you performing Cattle Mutilation  ***WORTH FIVE POINTS***
7. Get a street sign that has the number "5" on it
8. Get a napkin from 5 different restaurants.  The restaurant logo MUST be on the napkin
9. Take a picture of you and 5 women in costumes.  ***THE LESS CLOTHING THEY HAVE, THE MORE POINTS THIS IS WORTH UP TO A TOTAL OF FIVE***
10. Get a bar receipt with 5 drinks on it
11. Get a Eugene face card signed by Jeff Lewis as "Waluigi"
12. Get a picture of you and Wil Wheaton giving you the finger
13. Get a copy of "Hittin' The G Spot" signed by Felicia Day
14. Purchase (or obtain) a Lucha mask
15. Find Wess Victory and have him sign a McDonalds bag.  ***WORTH FIVE POINTS***
16. Take a Singapore Cane shot from Commissioner D2  ***WORTH THREE POINTS***
17. Get a copy of "Slap The Taste Out Of Your Mouth" signed by Calvin Patten
18. Get a copy of "Singapore Cane" signed by Commissioner D2
19. Get a copy of "The Champ Is Here" signed by Ric Pittman or Eric Velasquez.  ***ONE POINT FOR EACH PERSON***
20. Send a 2010 Raw Deal World Championship participant to the Klingon (or whatever word they're using this year) Jail  ***ONE POINT FOR EVERY 10 MINUTES, UP TO A TOTAL OF SIX POINTS***
21. Purchase an ROH DVD from one of the bootleg DVD booths ***TWO POINTS IF IT HAS BRYAN DANIELSON***  ***FOUR POINTS IF IT IS DURING HIS WORLD TITLE RUN***
22. Get a picture of you with Dre and at least 3 White Bitches!!  ***ONE BONUS POINT FOR EACH WHITE BITCH ABOVE THREE, UP TO A TOTAL OF FOUR BONUS POINTS***
23. Participate in the 2010 Raw Deal World Championship
24. Complete the Buffalo Wild Wing Blazing Challenge ***WORTH ONE POINT FOR PARTICIPATING***   ***WORTH FIVE POINTS FOR COMPLETING***
25. Obtain the Yu-Gi-Oh card "The Final Countdown"
26. Get a picture of you standing in front of a church in a CM Punk shirt ***THREE POINTS IF IT IS HIS NEW SAVIOR SHIRT***
27. Purchase Tentacle Porn
28. Attain 5 Yu-Gi-Oh Custom Tokens with you in them
29. Participate in the GenCon Costume Contest as a wrestler ***WORTH TEN POINTS IF YOU WIN***
30. Get a copy of "You Suck! You Suck!" signed by Wil Wheaton
31. Give Commissioner D2 $5  ***WORTH TEN POINTS FOR EVERY $5***

[Daeva]

Task 31 is obviously a joke. XD

Not to burst your bubble, but the Yu-Gi-Oh card is called Final Countdown, not The Final Countdown. Still very thematic.

[Commissioner D2]

Task 31 is obviously a joke. XD

Not to burst your bubble, but the Yu-Gi-Oh card is called Final Countdown, not The Final Countdown. Still very thematic.

Not a joke.  Prize support cost me over $75.

[Daeva]

Task 31 is obviously a joke. XD

Not to burst your bubble, but the Yu-Gi-Oh card is called Final Countdown, not The Final Countdown. Still very thematic.

Not a joke.  Prize support cost me over $75.

That's not a scav hunt, it's an auction.

EDIT: Charging a small admission fee, say $5, to recoup some of the costs, that's totally cool. Making it "here, pay me money until you win" if someone so chooses is lame. I would feel cheated if I went through all the trials and tribulations only to have someone drop $80 in front of you and say "gimme them prizes".

[VelaCards]

Not a joke.  Prize support cost me over $75.

$75? Really? LOL

I think I've got ya beat on that one, buddy! 

Man, I wish I didn't have to be in PA this weekend. Would love to have been there.

The only GenCon I've ever gone to was the last time they had one in Anaheim, California. Baron taught me how to play the game, then Alan Gordon (Comic Images president) sold me what was left of the booth on Sunday. Those were good buying days! Hmmm... 

VC

[Antigoth]

The only GenCon I've ever gone to was the last time they had one in Anaheim, California. Baron taught me how to play the game, then Alan Gordon (Comic Images president) sold me what was left of the booth on Sunday. Those were good buying days! Hmmm... 

I loved end of show Sunday Booth Clearance specials.

[Daeva]

The only GenCon I've ever gone to was the last time they had one in Anaheim, California. Baron taught me how to play the game, then Alan Gordon (Comic Images president) sold me what was left of the booth on Sunday. Those were good buying days! Hmmm... 

I loved end of show Sunday Booth Clearance specials.

Nobody wants to take product home! Cheaper to sell it than to ship it.

[Antigoth]

Nobody wants to take product home! Cheaper to sell it than to ship it.

Yup... and my absolutely favourite was once the hall closed, and Alan or Hank would give us stuff that they didn't want to pack up and ship back, that no one had bought, and we'd go through the hall, swapping product with other dealers to come home with all sorts of different stuff.

Fond memories... very fond memories.

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