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[SmartAssAssassin]

I'm gonna let CM Punk say it best...I'm thinking! (Clip may contain inappropriate language) 

In all honesty, I have 2 answers ready, but didn't find any spare time to post them last night.  I will tonight though along with the 3rd one.

Ditto. I havent had alot of time, and i didnt want to post 2 out of 3 answers. I will soon, tonight or tomorrow hopefully.

Dave

[Rein]

I'll have mine in by 2ish tonight, let me get off work and focus on this instead of throwing Phillies at a wall

[Queensryche]

My answers will be up by tomorrow. Really.

[maskedllama]

Can't afford to stay up any later, working on the other two.  I'll finish it tomorrow.  This Dungeon thing is harder than I thought.  

Question 1: You are walking into a bar and-
<STATIC>
I'm here to show the world, I'm here to show the world!

'Sup, kids. I got bored with hacking Ryder so I figured I'd hack the Dungeon of Doom instead 'cause I am so damn sick of being so damn sick. So here's what I wanna know: how would you turn me, Dolph Ziggler, the show stealer, the show off, face, without getting me shipped off to Ryderland... I mean Superstars. Later, marks.

Hmmmmm.....ultimate ly, I think its easier to sum up my advice in song.  Someone get me a singing lobster, please! 

(Sung to "Kiss The Girl" from Disney's Little Mermaid)

There you see her
Standing there across the ring
She yelling bout every thing
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
but you're ears start to cry
You gotta ditch the girl

Yes, you need her
Look at her, you know its true
It’s possible she needs you to
But there's one way to get over
It don’t take a word
Just flip her the bird
Go on and ditch the girl

Turn on her now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look how your merch will fly
You just gotta ditch the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
We'll be glad
It will make Swagger mad
You gotta ditch the girl

Question 2: You're going out to the beach with Sergeant Slaughter and-
<STATIC>

The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order.

Hey, yo. Time for a survey, and here's all I wanna know: ol' Vinny Mac decides that Raw isn't interesting anymore, and he knows what he wants to see: the n... W... o. Pick 5 people and make a new new World order for 2012. Score one for the good guys.

Hmmmm....well, since its Vince's NWO and he knows what he wants to see, its gonna be
Fake Sting, Great Khali, Hornswaggle aka (Heelswaggle), Michael Cole, and Doink, but Doink only comes out in Black and White Facepaint! 

Question 3: Man Mountain Rock has just taken the stage and...
<BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP>

...and I have just received an e-mail from the anonymous Raw General Manager. And I quote...

"For our final question on this edition of the Dungeon of Doom, I have decided to come at things from a completely different angle. Pretend that all of the current championship belts spontaneously switch brands. Pick out new champions for each belt and defend your choices. Due to the unique cross-brand nature of the Tag Team Championship, it will be excluded from this exercise."

So I'm seeing it like this.   All the Superstars are brought to the ring and the anonymous GM has Michael Cole read a message that to liven things up, all the belts will be switching brands.  CM Punk quickly grabs the mic and points out that the brands and belts are already mingled.  Switching the brands doesn't do much, but then the GM interrupts him and Michael Cole reads another email that says..."You misunderstand.  I'll come out in person and explain.  Hit my music, slapnuts!"  The familiar siren sounds and Jeff Jarrett comes out. He explains that by brands he meant TNA and WWE will switch belts.  

Zach Ryder gets the TNA TV Title, (its a midcard belt that guarantees he's on TV each week.)  Beth Phoenix earns the Knockouts title easily, Daniel Bryan establishes himself as the TNA World Heavyweight Champ and Sin Cara ends up with the X-Division Title after a long feud with Justin Gabriel.  


On the TNA side of things, Bobby Roode gets the Heavyweight title, while Samoa Joe carries the WWE (now TNA) Title.  The US Title belt ends up around the waist of Eric Young, who attempts to use it as a ticket to American Citizenship.  The Intercontinental Title is worn by Bully Ray.  Mickie James gets the Diva's title because she's hot and its late.  

[Rein]

Question 1:
The first small step, is to have Swagger abandon Dolph.  Put the two in a tag team match going over The Usos on Raw for a tag team title shot at the next PPV.  During the PPV match against (A healthy) R-Truth and Kofi, have Ziggler dodge an R-Truth axe kick and hit a Zig Zag, but before he can make the pin Jack Swagger tags him in blindly and shoves Dolph saying he has this.  Swagger goes for a gutwrench powerbomb to end the match, but Kofi comes in out of nowhere and hits a Trouble In Paradise on Swagger as he lifts Truth in the air.  Ziggler walks away during all of this, leaving Vickie at ringside with Swagger.

The next night on Raw, Vickie and Swagger approach a frustrated Dolph about what happened.  Dolph cuts a promo at his best, still with the edge he brings but bragging about unlike Swagger, Dolph doesn't want to be known as a one time world champion.  Ziggler wants more than that, deserves more than that, and will EARN more than that.  Swagger stares in disbelief as Ziggler heads to the run in one of those videos they love so much, to face the one known as Ryback.  In order to prove his superiority and that he belongs, Ziggler wants to be the one to end Rybacks streak, and make his mark on his own.  After Ziggler holds his own for several minutes, coming up with unique counters to Rybacks power moves, Swagger interferes on "behalf of Dolph" obviously in front of the referee, thereby continuing Rybacks undefeated streak.  Ziggler in turn shoves Swagger, Ryback lifts him up for his high stepping Samoan move, as Ziggler heads up the ramp.   Dolph gets a victory over Swagger on Smackdown, officially ending their partnership and making the biggest mark so far on Dolphs face turn.  From there Ziggler steps up to a feud and eventually wins the World Championship from a full on heel Daniel Bryan.  The time has come for Dolph to truly be recognized as a main event level talent, and through being done with Swagger/Vickie, holding his own against the monster that is Ryback, and after suffering one loss against Bryan on a PPV, the next month showing he can match up against the best in the world with his own phenominal skills, Ziggler earns the spot the fans want for him. 

Alot of this is based on what I consider fact, that even casual fans do recognize Dolph's extreme talents, and after giving him proper mic time on his own to announce what he will do and then actually achieving it, the fans will back him.  Will he be Cena/Punks level, no.  But it gets him from bouncing around midcard to main event status.

Question 2: 
As much as #PeoplePower tries to keep his job, eventually Mr. McMahon confronts him and Big Show live on Raw.  Mr McMahon acknowledges Big Show doing what Show felt was necessary, and even Vince admits he can't break the contract that Big Show signed upon his return.  Laurenitis has appealed to superstars to keep his job.  One example, offering Zack Ryder a chance to get a match against any superstar he wants on Raw in exchange for Ryder trying to save Laurenitis job by appealing to his Long Island Iced Z fans.  At which point Ryder declines, saying he doesn't want to be on Raw at the costs of selling out his show.  Mr. McMahon fires Johnny, and the crowd gives him the Na Na Na Na song as he takes the walk of shame.  A few weeks later, everything is slowly forgotten as the crowd is eager to at least see Vincent Kennedy McMahon back, as he is a respected figure at the very least.

Cue up John Cena in the ring main eventing against Daniel Bryan on Raw, and suddenly Ricardo Rodriguez comes racing down the ramp.  Ala Jimmy Hart back in WCW, Ricardo is screaming for help backstage, but at first nobody is paying him much attention.  Finally Cena breaks a lockup with Bryan and heads to the back as cameras follow.  The cameras and Cena eventually reach an interview set where CM Punk is laid out unconscious alongside Matt Striker.  Ricardo stands in shock as Cena stops for a second to check on Punk but continues as the sounds of fighting echo throughout the hallway.  Cena races around a corner as Zack Ryder is seen fighting against a few figures who have their backs to the camera, and just before Cena arrives the gang disappears into their car and flee the arena. 

The next night during Smackdown tapings, as the opening segment replays what happened on Raw to Punk and Ryder Vince McMahon makes his way to the ring.  He demands whoever is responsible for the actions come out and show themselves, and deal with him man to man.  The five men responsible come out, and turn out to be John Laurenitis henchmen:

Laurenitis was in WCW circa 2000, and has some knowledge of the later nWo groups.
A returning Chris Masters, brought back by JL as the muscle of the group.
Drew McIntyre, who after being personally handpicked by Mr. McMahon is tired of being underused and not being appreciated, he accepted Laurenitis offer to come get his revenge by wrecking the WWE.
Alberto Del Rio, the newer version of the Million Dollar Man, but still in a wrestling capacity as well. 
Ricardo as well, but as the nWo's handpicked announcer and basically a lackey outside causing minor commotion, so I don't count him. 
And the biggest possible shocker of them all, HHH has returned as the main star of the nWo.  Tired of standing back waiting on McMahon to leave the empire to him, Hunter has returned to declare war on the entire WWE and with the men behind him and Laurenitis still having power backstage even in storylines, becomes the war over the summer months.
Laurenitis/HHH/Del Rio/McIntyre/Chris Masters

Question 3:
WWE Champion:  Sheamus
World:  Daniel Bryan
IC: Zack Ryder gets another shot, which lasts more than a week. He's still top 3 in merchandise sales last I checked, and still over live.
US:  Never thought I would say this, but I probably go out and bring back Jeff Hardy on a last chance type basis.  The guy is still one of the most popular guys in the business, and brings excitement like no other. He would be my ideal choice here.
Divas title:  Eve.  With the JL storyline she has huge heat just for that, plus is a far improved ring talent lately.

[Queensryche]

Question 1:

Tension continues to build between Ziggler, Vickie, and Swagger, and several times botched interference from both Swagger and Vickie costs Ziggler a chance to be the US or Intercontinental Champion. A tournament then is held to determine a new #1 contender for the WWE Championship, which Ziggler enters. Before the first match, Ziggler tells Vickie and Swagger to stay in the back, explaining that he's feeling confident and that he needs to show the world his true ability. Vickie reluctantly agrees, though she's not happy at all. Ziggler proceeds to tear his way through to the finals without any help, and ends up facing Cody Rhodes in the finals. During the match, it appears that Ziggler's in deep trouble, to which Vickie and Swagger come out. Ziggler however mounts a comeback, and proceeds to trade blows with Rhodes. During this, Vickie runs interference on Ziggler's behalf, but Ziggler spots it, and rather than take advantage of it, waits for Rhodes to recover. After Rhodes recovers, Ziggler wins the match, but rather than celebrating his #1 contendership, proceeds to argue with Vickie and Swagger, saying he didn't need their help and that he was fine.

The WWE Championship match occurs, and once again Ziggler tells Vickie and Swagger to stay in the back. Ziggler goes toe-to-toe with CM Punk, but once again, gets in trouble, which prompts Vickie and Swagger to come out. Ziggler gets a second wind, but then Vickie and Swagger botch interference and inadvertently cost Ziggler the match. After the match, Vickie gets on the mic and begins her shrilling, but Ziggler grabs it from her and then shouts, "EXCUSE ME, VICKIE!" After a pause, Ziggler then says, "This was my chance to prove to the world my greatness! I was showing them all just how great I am! And thanks to you, my opportunity to get the grandest prize of them all was ruined! I realized something though........perfe ction needs no assistance. Perfection needs no partner. Perfection needs to stand alone. Perfection doesn't need you Vickie............Y OU'RE FIRED!" Ziggler then feuds with Vickie and Swagger, getting the upper hand, and then begins working through the ranks to eventually be seen as a legitimate World Title contender.


Question 2:

It begins with Colt Cabana coming out on stage unannounced, preferably somewhere like Chicago or New York City, where the crowd will recognize him and react. He'll interrupt a match and cut a promo about how he's getting a better reaction than the people currently in the ring. During it, he also says, "'Sup Punk? Sorry I'm late getting back to you!". Eventually, security comes and drags him off, but he says he'll be back, along with someone ready to "break on through".

The next week, Cabana shows up and interrupts a match, attacking both competitors and hooking on painful holds. Just as someone comes from the back to stop him, out from behind runs John Morrison, who blindsides the person running in to aid the people Cabana is stretching in the ring. Morrison then cuts a promo with Cabana about their future endeavorings and how they're getting ready to show the world how much of a fool John Lauranitis was for letting them go. They then proceed over the next several weeks to cause havoc and interrupt shows. This leads to a match between Cabana and Randy Orton at SummerSlam. At the climax, Orton is in control and seemingly ready to put Cabana away, but Cabana rolls to the outside of the ring. Orton follows him, and bumps into a cameraman.......... ..a big, tall cameraman. Said cameraman tails Orton closely, which eventually leads Orton to ask him to back off. The cameraman responds by plastering Orton with his TV camera, allowing Cabana to get the win. The cameraman then reveals himself..........it's Luke Gallows. He joins Cabana and Morrison in beating down Orton, before security comes down to run them all off.

The three then begin showing up and terrorizing events, causing havoc. But it's apparent someone on the inside is helping them. This leads to John Lauranitis proposing a match to determine whether the men get their jobs back. Lauranitis and the three agree to the match, and then Cabana attacks Lauranitis during the PPV contract signing. Security intervenes, but then one of the security detail turns on the others and helps them beat down the security. It turns out to be Chris Masters, returning to aid Gallows, Cabana, and Morrison in their quest for revenge.

The PPV match ends up being a 5-on-4 Survivor Series match, with Morrison, Cabana, Gallows, and Masters facing off against Dolph Ziggler, Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, and CM Punk. It starts as a 5-on-4, but eventually Cabana raises his fingers up: one, two, three, four, five.........six? At that point, Bryan and Punk turn and help the Endeavored Four beat down Ziggler, Rhodes, and Orton and get an easy win. Punk then cuts a promo about how he meant what he said when he first dropped pipebombs, but that he needed a little encouragement before agreeing to aid them and help everyone. He, along with Bryan, got that encouragement. Punk then introduces the person who gave him that encouragement...... .........William Regal, dressed in a suit and with his hair cut. Regal comes down and cuts a worked shoot (in his native Blackpool accent) about the WWE being foolish for not recognizing true talent and that tastes have changed. Regal ends the promo by saying that the WWE has failed to recognize the rule of 'survival of the fittest', and that their mission is threefold: to infiltrate, destroy, and then rebuild the WWE, no matter the cost.


Question 3:

Here's who gets what belt:

Punk gets the World Heavyweight Championship. He's over with the crowd, and he's done well as champion.

Daniel Bryan gets the WWE Championship. He'd hold onto it until face Ziggler (as per question 1) finally earns another title shot, with Ziggler this time coming out on top.

Zach Ryder gets the US title, along with a better run to go with it. Truly give him a chance to succeed this time.

As for the IC title, you can give it to Jack Swagger. At least make him a credible midcard wrestler and the "test" for people who are vying for the main event.

[SmartAssAssassin]

1.) Ok, Mr Ziggles; You've been dubbed by many Billy Gunn 2.0; You look like Billy Gunn, youve got the move set and enthusiasm of Billy Gunn, the body of Billy Gunn, so guess what, now you are.
After another loss to *insert random superstar* and Vicke screaming, Dolph has an epiffany. Vicke has gotten him nowhere, and he calls her out on it. She freaks, and says "Youre crazy, either youre with me or youre not." Ziggler replys, with a forceful but quiet "Not!" drops the mic, and walks away. This immediatley draws praise and respect from the crowd.
And so the change begins. Dolph is still wrestling as Dolph Ziggler, but also as, not the Ass Man, but the Abs Man. He still knows he's awesome, but he's more jovial about it now. It's about having fun, he's laughing and smiling (anyone who's played N64'S No Mercy knows you cant top the Billy Gunn smile, but Ziggler is going to start doing his best impersonation). He's still the "Show Off", but he plays to the crowd, gets their support, calls some of his spots ala early Brodus Clay. He uses his charisma and mic skills for comedyand fun. He makes goofy comments toward both face and heel alike. He tells John Cena "You say You cant see me", i say "Everybody wants to be me!" and things like "Daniel Bryan, the ladies say 'YES YES YES' because the want me to stay....they say 'YES YES YES, please leave".
So in short, Dolph drops Vicke, plays to the crowd more, and works his humor on the mic.

2.) The new NWO.
So, what WAS the NWO? It was attitude. It was toughness that focused more on mind games and mental toughness than physical. (At least at first). Sure, the NWO could beat you up, but first they'd talk circles around you, screw with your head, intimidate you, and THEN give ya the smackin'.
So we need a leader. Somebody who is good on the mic. Charismatic. A visionary. A leader. Somebody who doesnt exactly have to wrestle, but be the field general. Someone like....EDGE. It makes sense; had to retire early, didnt want to but had to. Well, now he doesnt. Maybe he cant wrestle, but now he can lead, and pass on his business (the wrestling business) savvy to some others, while still getting the glory.
So who does Edge recruit. Same deal as him. Attitude. Too cool for school, in ring skills, but mic skills as well.
Cody Rhodes? Absolutely. In Ring Talent. Thinks he's the sh*t. Hell of a talker (ive always thought he was better on the mic than the Miz.) And he's got that arrogance that, as a member of the NWO, you'd eventually come to appreciate and love, ala Scott Hall.
So under this guise, im gonna say Edge is Hogan and Rhodes is Hall.
Nash? I dont have anybody comparable to Nash. But i want DiBease in. He's like Cody but a little bigger. A little stronger. He's your 3rd man. Relaible, and can get a point across without saying a lot; which is good, beacuse he's good in the ring but not great on the mic.
Next, who's my Buff Bagwell? Zac Ryder. Zac loves Zac. The NWO loves the NWO. He's goofy, (like Buff) but let's be honest, Zac has the character to do this. He's gonna be the guy that loves the NWO waaaaay too much. He's over the top in his support, and would do anything to further the group. Young and enthusiastic, and willing to do whatever it takes, no matter how stupid or dangerous, for the success of the NWO.
Finally, some muscle. Mason Ryan. He's barely being used right now, so he doenst have any real history to over come. He doesnt have to talk, because he's just there to intimidate. And he doenst even have to wrestle that much, just kick ass when needed.
I give you, NWO 2012.

3.) For the title switch:

World Heavy Weight Belt - Put it on Big Show. Even now, in this storyline with Johnny, he's kind of a waste. Let him win Sunday, Cena goes away, Show wins the title soon after, and goes on a roll just taking opponents down to a point where he becomes an unstoppable monster. It gets us to a point where were DYING for someone to knock this schmuck off his perch. And then Cena comes back, is the Hero who knocks who the crowd hates off his throne, and wins the crowd back. Woot Woot.

United States Championship - Simple. Ryback. It's his time. He's a beast, he needs to make the streak legit. He's already being called Goldberg, so go with it. And he's already got the crowd behind him, and all he's done is whup on jobbers. His exposure thus far has been limited like Brodus, and yet he's got the crowd behind him. Unlike Brodus, he can wrestle. Skys the limit.

Divas belt - Oh please, put the damn strap on Karma. She can make this legit. Beth can wrestle, Tamina can wrestle, Layla isnt bad, but there needs to be that public enemy number 1. Thats Karma.

IC Belt - Swagger. He needs SOMETHING right now. He can wrestle, he can talk on the mic, and the angle of him finally being successful, while Dolph continues to drop the ball, could lead to a good "jealousy" angle.

WWE Championship - Put the belt back on Daniel Bryan. He's got the crowd support now (the in house crowd i mean) and he's hit a point where if he isnt used well soon, all the support he's been building is gonna be wasted. He proved he can be champ, time for run number 2.

Dave

[maskedllama]

My apologies for the lateness of the answers, but they've all been submitted.  Surely that CM Punk clip is worth a point or two....right??

[Daeva]

I'll score these tomorrow afternoon.

[Rein]

Very interesting that you wanted Masters as well, may I ask if that's more of a "WWE missed out on him", you being a Masters fan more or less, or just felt he best fit with the idea you proposed?

[Daeva]

OK, time to score these novels. As a general reminder to everyone, scoring is based on being funny/clever, not on giving me a novel to read. On that note...

Question 1: Ziggler

SmartAssAssassin: 4 (It's essentially Queensryche's answer + more Dolph promos, and everything is better with a Dolph promo)
kbjone: 1 (I can't see Vickie just walking away, sorry)
Rein: 2 (Feasible scenario, needs more Dolph charisma)
Queensryche: 3 (Meets expectations, average promo)
maskedllama: 5 (Short, sweet, and to the point, and with some additional humor from bringing a singing crab into it)

Question 2: nWo

SmartAssAssassin: 5 (Almost exactly the same roster as I came up with, and very good explanations for the picks)
kbjone: 2 (TNAWo is interesting, but I think this represents the worst of the nWo, the old dinosaurs who were getting over to get over when they didn't need the push)
Rein: 1 (Not crazy about using the nWo to continue relaunching Laurinaitis, and HHH feels like a really oddball pick)
Queensryche: 4 (IndyWo is a really neat idea, especially breathing life back into Luke Gallows' career, and really captures the "outsider" vibe of the classic nWo)
maskedllama: 3 (You get points for Heelswaggle alone, but nWo Doink is hilarious)

Question 3: AnonGM

SmartAssAssassin: 3 (Scored by default, average picks)
kbjone: 1 (The idea was to shake up the belt picture, not carbon-copy it)
Rein: 2 (Jeff Hardy needs to stay the hell away from WWE, or wrestling in general, or public in general, and get himself clean and stay that way)
Queensryche: 4 (I like all of those picks except having Punk get grandfathered into a belt, I think a better angle would be putting it on someone and having Punk chase them)
maskedllama: 5 (The swerve with TNA is actually really cool, I completely didn't see it coming, nice!)

Final scoring:

SmartAssAssassin: 12
kbjone: 4
Rein: 5
Queensryche: 11
maskedllama: 13

maskedllama wins! I think I'm going to sit the next one out, so there's room for 5 brand-new entrants to be Dungeonmastered by the llama. Snap to it!

[Jokerfish]

i'm in

[Buddha Dudley]

In

[dilbert505]

I'll give it another go as well. Have to redeem myself from that negative score from last time.

[SmartAssAssassin]

AHHHH! My Three-peat got foiled by the Llama.

CUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSS E YOUUUUUUUUU LLAMA!

*shakes fist*

Dave

[Daeva]

Two spots left for the Llama-o-rama. Don't miss out!

[Homeless]

i'm gonna go for another 3 points.

[necrobaron75]

Think I'll give it a try...

[maskedllama]

Thanks, Daeva. I'm really surprised I won because everyone had some great answers and ideas.   You can't go wrong with a singing crab, I suppose. Although, I do get nervous every time I tick off someone with assassin in his username.  Looks like I get to spend Gen-Con hiding from anyone dressed as Ezio Auditore.

Oh yeah, before I forget, Happy Father's Day to everyone.  Be sure to call your dads and tell them how awesome they are. 

Oh yeah, you are all waiting for questions to answer.

1) For many, Wrestlemania X7 is considered the best Wrestlemania.  What did X7 have that none of the others had?  A GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL! The Gimmick Battle Royal featured 19 superstars with silly gimmicks such as Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, The Gobbledy-Gooker, and the Goon, although it also included legendary gimmicks like Hillbilly Jim, Iron Sheik, and Sgt Slaughter.  If Wrestlemania 29 has a gimmick battle royal, what three people would you include in it and what spot would you have for them to do?

2) Hornswaggle will be playing an evil leprechaun in Leprachaun: Origins coming out in March 2013.  How should the WWE use the character of Hornswaggle to promote the movie? 

3) You may have heard that the WWE is trying to start its own network.  What show would you make for the network?  Who would be involved?  What would it be like? 

Ummmm.....if anyone else has asked these questions already, let me know and I'll use my back-up question.  I don't want to repeat anyone. 

[CreedP]

Quick note:  No one has asked these questions yet. 

CREED

[Homeless]

1) For many, Wrestlemania X7 is considered the best Wrestlemania.  What did X7 have that none of the others had?  A GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL! The Gimmick Battle Royal featured 19 superstars with silly gimmicks such as Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, The Gobbledy-Gooker, and the Goon, although it also included legendary gimmicks like Hillbilly Jim, Iron Sheik, and Sgt Slaughter.  If Wrestlemania 29 has a gimmick battle royal, what three people would you include in it and what spot would you have for them to do?

as the largest man in the match, the great and powerful oz destroys the competition. single-handedly tossing all the other gimmicks over the top. he goes to big boot the last remaining foe over the top, but the portuguese man'o'war is too fast and rolls out of the way. oz is now crotched on the top rope with a freshly torn quad and aldo montoya unleashes a superkick that only be described as, well, it was just incredible. oz falls to the ground and notices a green glow coming from under the ring. aldo, thinking he has won, celebrates and hops over the top to leave. as soon as his feet hit the ground there is an explosion in the ring. the smoke clears to reveal the masked magician phantasio! who is now the actual winner. unfortunately his celebration is cut short as rhe SUPER SHREDDER busts through from underneath the ring and powerbombs phantasio into oblivion. the super shredder then wanders off to kill vanilla ice and find a place that serves turtle soup. side note, super shredder is managed by bobby the brain heenan.

2) Hornswaggle will be playing an evil leprechaun in Leprachaun: Origins coming out in March 2013.  How should the WWE use the character of Hornswaggle to promote the movie?

  
he goes evil and loses his ability to speak. so he joins kaientai.
 

3) You may have heard that the WWE is trying to start its own network.  What show would you make for the network?  Who would be involved?  What would it be like?

wwe: the abridged series. matt striker and scott stanford redub raw and smackdown every week to comedic effect. when a match breaks out, they switch to mst3k mode.

[Queensryche]

Quick note:  No one has asked these questions yet. 

CREED

Actually, Question 3 has been asked on the actual Dungeon of Doom. But since it hasn't been asked here, no worries.

[Buddha Dudley]

1) For many, Wrestlemania X7 is considered the best Wrestlemania.  What did X7 have that none of the others had?  A GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL! The Gimmick Battle Royal featured 19 superstars with silly gimmicks such as Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, The Gobbledy-Gooker, and the Goon, although it also included legendary gimmicks like Hillbilly Jim, Iron Sheik, and Sgt Slaughter.  If Wrestlemania 29 has a gimmick battle royal, what three people would you include in it and what spot would you have for them to do?

In the Gimmick Battle Royal I'd book Bastion Booger, Skinner, and Duke Droese at Wrestlemania sponsored by Orbit Gum. No real planned spot, but the winner gets the Clean Mouth Battle Royal Memorial Trophy which of course has to be won by Skinner. Just imagine Skinner saying "A Good Clean Feeling, No Matter What" with pearly whites during the exit promo, of course you'd need a post-production teeth gleam and you have a a nice tie-in with the sponsor.

2) Hornswaggle will be playing an evil leprechaun in Leprachaun: Origins coming out in March 2013.  How should the WWE use the character of Hornswaggle to promote the movie?  

Keep it light and simple. Have Lucky Charms trails to pots of gold in the back and have a running gag that Divas keep following them to see where they go. They enter random locker room/boiler room where the lights go out and ominous music plays but they keep getting bailed out by lucky 4 leaf clovers on their underwear, on a lucky wristband given to them by Sheamus, a fake tattoo, or a piece of jewelry Finlay got them, whatever random thing you want. In the end its a nice homage to the original movie while getting some dap to Mr. Postl.

3) You may have heard that the WWE is trying to start its own network.  What show would you make for the network?  Who would be involved?  What would it be like?  

I was always a fan of the shoots, and since Vince has done more than anyone else in the history of Wrestling to bring down kayfabe, I can see having the Shooter Dean Malenko (who would probably be a horrible host but lets face it, hearing his gravelly delivery would be better than hearing the now fired Johnny Ace) conduct hour long shoot interviews with current wrestlers, asking how they got in to the business, their thoughts on storylines, and other interesting crap that keeps hardcore nerds like the ones on this board interested.

[maskedllama]

Am I gonna have to make this a beat the clock challenge?   

[Jokerfish]

Been busy with my new job so sorry for the delay

Question 1 gimmick battle royal

I would have Hornswoggle, Boogeyman, Undertaker(not officially in the match)
The spot I would have is during the match Hornswoggle is being chased by Boogey, He slides under the ropes and crawls under the ring. Boogeyman stares at the ring Lifts up the apron A red glare appears and he goes under the ring to chase the wee fellow. You can hear scuffle noises, screams and flashes of light emitting from the ring apron. Then it goes quiet. A gong sounds. Undertaker bursts through the  ring and emerges with Hornswoggle in tow sets him up and last rides him over the top rope. As Taker is admiring his handy work  the hole behind him starts to glow red. Boogeyman tries to stalk Taker from out of the hole but Taker goozles him when he tries to attack him. Chokeslam to Boogeyman. Taker picks up boogey man, drags him to the hole, Uses his powers of darkness  and the hole turns from red to purple. Taker uses his slit throat motion. and tombstones Boogey into the hole not to be heard from again. 

Question 2:Leprechaun?

Hornswoggle is show walking down the hall and He keeps seeing varies superstars in positions to be Prank-ed very easily. With each passing scenario Hornswoggle is more and more like a Drug addict going through withdrawal symptoms. He manages to get through the prank gauntlet and starts to calm down. He then starts to hear an eerie laugh down a Shady green lit hallway. The voice calls to hornswoggle"You've forgotten what ye are me boy. Let me Show you what being a Leprechaun is all about." Horswoggle follows the voice to find The Leprechaun himself Warwick Davis. The next few weeks Leprechaun and Horni start stalking and pranking various superstars each prank being more and more nasty. Finally it culminates in someone being hurt and a friend of hornswoggle's. My guess would be Cena. This Makes Hornswoggle turn on Warwick  challenging him to a match at a PPV and winning turning back to good, Or at least as good as Honswoggle can be.

question 3: WWE network show
Superstar Spotlight. It's a day in the life show of various superstars new and old. It would be a good way to show case the personalities and charisma of superstars who don't always get a chance to shine.
   

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