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[Queensryche]

Alright then! We have our participants! They are:

dilbert505 (previous DM)
Homeless
Daeva
Jokerfish
Rein

And now, on to the whackiness!

1. As everybody knows, the greatest professional wrestling trio of all-time is Louie Spicolli, a bottle of Somas, and a pillow to the face. For everyone interested, this trio is managed by Jose Cuervo. However, it is up for debate as to what the second-greatest wrestling trio of all-time is. Who or what is in what you believe to be the second-greatest wrestling trio?

2. You've been lucky enough to spend a day each in the household of Lance Storm, CM Punk, and Samoa Joe. They hosted you as a guest and you spent the night over at each of their households. A week after you leave the last place, you've developed a case of Athlete's Foot. In your opinion, whose house was it most likely you got Athlete's Foot at because you showered there?

3. This upcoming WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan will be accompanied to the ring by Rick Wakeman. This obviously goes without explanation (If you need explanation, please kick yourself). His opponent will also have a famous musician accompany them to the ring. Who is Daniel Bryan's opponent, and which musician accompanies them?

[Daeva]

1) Mr. Fuji, Don "the Rock" Muraco, and a green screen. Together, they can create the greatest wrestling vignette of ALL TIME, Fuji Vice. OF. ALL. TIME!

2) Well, if I can be serious for a moment, Lance Storm takes his personal hygiene way too seriously to develop any sort of fungus. Plus, he lives in Calgary, where it's too cold for athlete's foot to grow, so he's out. CM Punk is straight-edge, but using athlete's foot powder isn't putting any drugs IN his body, just drugs ON his body, so it gets a pass, he's safe. Then we have Samoa Joe, who is from a tropical climate, the PERFECT place to grow fungi. Joe's Gonna Kill You... with athlete's foot!

3) Daniel Bryan's opponent is, once again, Sheamus, accompanied by none other than Enya. This time, D-Bry is too distracted by Enya choking Rick Wakeman half to death on the outside and he gets his head Brogue Kicked off in 15 seconds. When a furious and incensed Daniel Bryan gets on the mic, raging about how he got beat even faster than he did before, Enya grabs the mic, shrugs, and says to him, "It's only time," before being carried off on the Celtic Warrior's shoulder.

[Antigoth]

Dibbs on next round.

[dilbert505]

1. As everybody knows, the greatest professional wrestling trio of all-time is Louie Spicolli, a bottle of Somas, and a pillow to the face. For everyone interested, this trio is managed by Jose Cuervo. However, it is up for debate as to what the second-greatest wrestling trio of all-time is. Who or what is in what you believe to be the second-greatest wrestling trio?

Adrian Adonis, a moose, and a lake in Newfoundland.

2. You've been lucky enough to spend a day each in the household of Lance Storm, CM Punk, and Samoa Joe. They hosted you as a guest and you spent the night over at each of their households. A week after you leave the last place, you've developed a case of Athlete's Foot. In your opinion, whose house was it most likely you got Athlete's Foot at because you showered there?

Samoa Joe... Athlete's Foot... no.
Lance Storm... Canadian. There's no running water in Canana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana-nana(Batman!)da, only pristine lakes and Tim Horton's Coffee, so there's no shower to get athlete's foot in.
By process of elimination, it has to be Punk.

3. This upcoming WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan will be accompanied to the ring by Rick Wakeman. This obviously goes without explanation (If you need explanation, please kick yourself). His opponent will also have a famous musician accompany them to the ring. Who's Daniel Bryan's opponent, and which musician accompanies them?

YES! NO! YES! NO! YES!...NO... Doubt. Bryan's opponent will be Chris Jericho, who will troll the WWE Universe once again by treating the world to a live intervention. Gwen Stefani will suggest D-Bry take a page out of YTrollJ's book: "Don't Speak."

[Rein]

1. As everybody knows, the greatest professional wrestling trio of all-time is Louie Spicolli, a bottle of Somas, and a pillow to the face. For everyone interested, this trio is managed by Jose Cuervo. However, it is up for debate as to what the second-greatest wrestling trio of all-time is. Who or what is in what you believe to be the second-greatest wrestling trio?

Jeff Hardy, Kenny Powers, and  a bottle of Tanqueray to show people a good time

2. You've been lucky enough to spend a day each in the household of Lance Storm, CM Punk, and Samoa Joe. They hosted you as a guest and you spent the night over at each of their households. A week after you leave the last place, you've developed a case of Athlete's Foot. In your opinion, whose house was it most likely you got Athlete's Foot at because you showered there?

If I can be serious for a minute, Lance Storm got Athletes Foot by getting too deeply involved in the newest David Morrell novel and continuing his Book Marks club to remember to shower and gets the fungus.

3. This upcoming WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan will be accompanied to the ring by Rick Wakeman. This obviously goes without explanation (If you need explanation, please kick yourself). His opponent will also have a famous musician accompany them to the ring. Who is Daniel Bryan's opponent, and which musician accompanies them

Dolph Ziggler, Metric, "Glass Ceiling"
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858557280/

[Homeless]

1. As everybody knows, the greatest professional wrestling trio of all-time is Louie Spicolli, a bottle of Somas, and a pillow to the face. For everyone interested, this trio is managed by Jose Cuervo. However, it is up for debate as to what the second-greatest wrestling trio of all-time is. Who or what is in what you believe to be the second-greatest wrestling trio?

wow. wrestling death reference... wcw guy, well liked, something to do with 3's.... hmmmm.... i'd say benoit and co, but i'm not the asinine clown posse. but i'm not gonna lie, considering what #1 is and the freshness of the topic in my mind, it was the first thing that popped into my head. instead i'll go with kane, the 3 foot penis vince wants him to have and katie vick.

2. You've been lucky enough to spend a day each in the household of Lance Storm, CM Punk, and Samoa Joe. They hosted you as a guest and you spent the night over at each of their households. A week after you leave the last place, you've developed a case of Athlete's Foot. In your opinion, whose house was it most likely you got Athlete's Foot at because you showered there?

homeless guy in a shower? it is to laugh. it'd be more accurate to ask who i gave the fungal infection to. anyway, too much serious business at lance's, no time to shower. 2 dirty sXe punks hanging out in chicago, getting high on self-righteousness? sXe means we're better than hygiene. we're clean on the inside, where it counts. it's obviously samoa joe, as i opted to stay in the shower the ENTIRE visit instead having to socialize with someone who still works for tna.

3. This upcoming WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan will be accompanied to the ring by Rick Wakeman. This obviously goes without explanation (If you need explanation, please kick yourself). His opponent will also have a famous musician accompany them to the ring. Who is Daniel Bryan's opponent, and which musician accompanies them?

it's a fatal 4-way! bryan w/ wakeman vs titus o'neil w/ the baha men vs hardcore holly w/ toby keith vs val venis w/ orgy.

[dilbert505]

i'd say benoit and co, but i'm not the asinine clown posse. but i'm not gonna lie, considering what #1 is and the freshness of the topic in my mind, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Yours too, huh?

[Queensryche]

All we need are answers from Jokerfish.

[Jokerfish]

Sorry in the process of packing up to move lets see here

1. Kenny Omega, a blow up doll, and a 9 year old girl wrestler. Watching Kenny wrestle either opponent would result in more spots being sold than Cruella Deville selling her designer coats.

2.Considering each person, Storm seems too meticulous to allow that kind of jungle rot. Samoa Joe would just kill any fungus, cause that's what he does kill things. That leaves Punk. Considering I haven't really seen him take a break in a long time. So the last time his place was used was probably when his house was a straight edge commune. One of my less glorious moments to be sure. I went there hoping to learn about straight edge from Serena only to spend a weekend with Gallows. He had this weird thing going with bells,still gives me nightmares

3.His opponent would be Zack Ryder. Ryder would be accompanied by Jersey legend The Sugar Hill Gang, who would then bring out guests Ice T, Naughty by Nature, Biz Markie,Queen Latifa, and Akon who all get down to a Rappers Delight mash up. Daniel just starts yelling NO NO NO.
By the By I am still kicking myself in the ass after having Wiki'd and youtubed Rick Wakeman. I still don't have a clue about that dude and why it matters. Yes Yes Yes my ass hurts.

[Daeva]

By the By I am still kicking myself in the ass after having Wiki'd and youtubed Rick Wakeman. I still don't have a clue about that dude and why it matters. Yes Yes Yes my ass hurts.

He was the lead singer of a band called Yes.

[Queensryche]

By the By I am still kicking myself in the ass after having Wiki'd and youtubed Rick Wakeman. I still don't have a clue about that dude and why it matters. Yes Yes Yes my ass hurts.

He was the lead singer of a band called Yes.

No, that was Jon Anderson. Rick Wakeman played keyboards for Yes. I picked him because he was the object of wrath for progressive rock critics.

And now, onto the scoring!


Question 1: Second greatest wrestling trio of all-time

Daeva - 1 point (...........I don't get it. Sorry.)

dilbert505 - 4 points (This drew my cringing laugh when I saw the answer, which is always a plus.)

Rein - 5 points (I laughed for over a minute straight, and laughed so hard my neighbor upstairs came by to ask what was wrong. Good work!)

Homeless - 2 points (Katie Vick reference.......... ..no)

Jokerfish - 3 points (Kenny Omega is awesome. Good analogy too!)


Question 2 - THEN WHO WAS ATHLETE'S FOOT?

Daeva - 3 points (Very logical process of elimination you used. The joke at the end was a nice touch as well.)

dilbert505 - 1 point (The Samoa Joe joke was good. But your Lance Storm joke............c'mon man! [lol j/k] I mean, yeah, Canada's backwards, but they're not SO backwards that they don't have running water. [/lol j/k])

Rein - 4 points (You managed to come up with a plausible scenario where showering at Lance Storm's place gives you Athlete's Foot. I'm impressed. And the stealth plug was a nice touch too!)

Homeless - 5 points (Not only is this scenario believable, it's funny too. Good work!)

Jokerfish - 2 points (This was a good answer. The three ahead of you were just better. Tough luck.)


Question 3 - Counteracting Rick Wakeman

Daeva - 2 points (You get points off first for rehashing that atrocity at WrestleMania this year. And Enya? Shoulda been a member of U2. It would've been funnier in my opinion if you said Bono choked Wakeman half to death, or if you said U2's lead guitarist speared Wakeman.)

dilbert505 - 4 points (Several clever moments and fun wordplay. I always appreciate it.)

Rein - 3 points (Also a clever answer. Just not as elaborate as Dilbert's)

Homeless - 1 point (Including the Baha Men was strike one. Including Toby Keith was strike two. But bringing in Hardcore Holly? STEEEEEEEEERIKE THREE!)

Jokerfish - 5 points (I like ALL of the musicians you mentioned. And that'd be a really fun segment. Nice work!)


So now that I've scored the answers, it's time to add 'em up!

Daeva - 6 points
dilbert505 - 9 points
Rein - 12 points
Homeless - 8 points
Jokerfish - 10 points

And now, in my best Howard Finkel voice - "THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND, AND........NEWWWWWW TCO DUNGEON OF DOOM DUNGEON MASTER............. ..REIIIIIIIIINNNNNN NNNNNNNN!"

Congrats Rein! You've got your first DoD win! You will serve as the Dungeon Master for this upcoming round!

Our panelists for Rein's round are:
Me (Previous DM spot)
Antigoth
Buddha Dudley
ins9145

We need one more! Sign up so Rein can then ask his questions and we can keep the ball rolling!

[Buddha Dudley]

I'll volunteer for this new and improved TCO DoD

[Homeless]

yeah, in hindsight, dmx would have made more sense with titus. they could have barking match after titus gets pinned.

[Jokerfish]

Like I Said I wiki'd him so I know what he did. I just don't care.

[Queensryche]

We need two more for this round!

I'd like to see some new blood in here if possible. If you haven't participated before, I challenge you to try and win the mantle of Dungeon Master for yourself.

[ins9145]

OK, challenge accepted.  Count me in.

[Queensryche]

OK, challenge accepted.  Count me in.

Excellent! Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom!

One more is needed!

[Rein]

YES! YES! YES! With my Dungeon powers everyone is running afraid. 

[maskedllama]

Hey now!  I've been playing D&D for over 10 years.  I'm not afraid of a dungeon crawl. 

Alright, Rein.  Lets see what you've got!

[Queensryche]

Alrighty then! We've got our participants:

Me (Previous DM's spot)
Antigoth
Buddha Dudley
ins9145
maskedllama

Post your questions, Rein!

[Rein]

I decided to go a few more random type questions and one serious for my first and probably last run as Dungeon Master....here we go

Question #1:
The WWE website announces the signing of a new superstar to the Raw brand, known all throughout the world.  You've seen him in movies, television shows, and he even had his very own lever on Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris is offically entering the world of professional wrestling as an active competitor.  What theme song do you give him, what finishing move, manager, and anything else you feel would give me an idea of how you see Chuck in the WWE.

Question #2:
Let's say you get the chance to rewrite one of the biggest moments in sports entertainment history.  Bash At The Beach, the unveiling of the third man in the nWo.  Instead of Hulk Hogan, you can choose anyone else from that roster and give the outline of how you would have changed things up.

Question #3:
Jersey Shore decides to bring in a new cast of characters from the WWE/TNA world.  Who are your chosen 4 guys/4 girls and why?

[Buddha Dudley]

1.) Theme song: Firefly theme song (idk why, I just think a space western theme fits)
Finisher: Soul remover (the beard punches you in the face)
Manager:  the kid from Sidekicks

Every match Chuck walks into the ring and death stares the heel before they run away in terror.  Chuck wins every match via countout and cleans out the WWE of all heels before riding off into the sunset with the kid, but not before he has to rescue the kid from Heelish kidnappers.

2.)  Simple.  Random guy in a crappy 'Billionaire Ted' outfit, except it's actually Rick Astley under the mustache.  "Never Gonna Give You Up" obviously rolls out the speakers as the mustache is ripped off.

3.) Austin, Bastion Booger, Nidia, and Jamie Nobe to cover your Jersey Shore stereotypes: drunk, slob, slut, & hick.

[Queensryche]

I decided to go a few more random type questions and one serious for my first and probably last run as Dungeon Master....here we go

Question #1:
The WWE website announces the signing of a new superstar to the Raw brand, known all throughout the world.  You've seen him in movies, television shows, and he even had his very own lever on Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris is offically entering the world of professional wrestling as an active competitor.  What theme song do you give him, what finishing move, manager, and anything else you feel would give me an idea of how you see Chuck in the WWE.

Question #2:
Let's say you get the chance to rewrite one of the biggest moments in sports entertainment history.  Bash At The Beach, the unveiling of the third man in the nWo.  Instead of Hulk Hogan, you can choose anyone else from that roster and give the outline of how you would have changed things up.

Question #3:
Jersey Shore decides to bring in a new cast of characters from the WWE/TNA world.  Who are your chosen 4 guys/4 girls and why?

1. Theme song: Theme from Walker, Texas Ranger
Finisher: Boot of 1000 Truths (Roundhouse kick)
Manager: That kid who said "Walker told me I have AIDS".

He'd be in the WWE to find someone worthy of passing on the secrets of the martial arts style he created, Chun Kuk Do. He'd eventually find his successor in Heath Slater, after Slater manages to somehow take the Boot of 1000 Truths and NOT die.


2. If I had to replace Hogan as the third man, the obvious choice would be El Dandy. Who are you to doubt the awesomeness of that?


3. The four girls I'd choose are Missy Hyatt, Tammy Sytch, and The Bella Twins. Missy and Tammy would be drunk/high all the time, and The Bellas would cause drama aplenty. As for the guys, that's easy: ALL of Los Boricuas. Everything's better with Los Boricuas

[ins9145]

I decided to go a few more random type questions and one serious for my first and probably last run as Dungeon Master....here we go

Question #1:
The WWE website announces the signing of a new superstar to the Raw brand, known all throughout the world.  You've seen him in movies, television shows, and he even had his very own lever on Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris is officially entering the world of professional wrestling as an active competitor.  What theme song do you give him, what finishing move, manager, and anything else you feel would give me an idea of how you see Chuck in the WWE.

Question #2:
Let's say you get the chance to rewrite one of the biggest moments in sports entertainment history.  Bash At The Beach, the unveiling of the third man in the nWo.  Instead of Hulk Hogan, you can choose anyone else from that roster and give the outline of how you would have changed things up.

Question #3:
Jersey Shore decides to bring in a new cast of characters from the WWE/TNA world.  Who are your chosen 4 guys/4 girls and why?

1.  Chuck is coming to the WWE for only one reason to Take Care of Business, and that is to make all the superstars say " I am a little girl"  So his theme would be "Taking care of business" by BTO.  His finishing move would be the Octagon neck breaker, and to accompany him to the ring would be Sheree J. Wilson.  Chuck gets the title in a week and then retires after getting Cena to say "I am a little girl who has wet my pants".

2.  The new member of the NWO is reviled right at the start of the match.  It is none other than Hall and Nash's former manager DDP.  With the guidance of DDP Hall and Nash dominate the match and win but not before Hogan comes to the ring and is met with a dominating Dimand Cutter.  DDP becomes the leader of the NWO and gets new members easily.  By the end of the year WCW Monday Nitro is renamed NWO Monday Night Fight

3.  My choice for new members would be Cena, he needs a job after Chuck made him wet his pants.  Samoa Joe whose job it will be to keep the house in order with his threat of Joe's gonna kill you.  The first episode that is pretty much what he does to Cena, more wetting of the Cena shorts.  Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix would round out this cast.  Each week Samoa Joe would give them a wrestling challenge with the loser having to clean up the mess Joe has made after his weekly beating of Cena,

[maskedllama]

Apologies for my tardiness.  Last night turned into a 7 hour game of Arkham Horror.

Question #1:
The WWE website announces the signing of a new superstar to the Raw brand, known all throughout the world.  You've seen him in movies, television shows, and he even had his very own lever on Conan O'Brien, Chuck Norris is offically entering the world of professional wrestling as an active competitor.  What theme song do you give him, what finishing move, manager, and anything else you feel would give me an idea of how you see Chuck in the WWE.

Hmmm, well given Vince's recent branding ideas, he'll debut as Charles Morris, a recently hired psychiatrist for Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton.  His finisher will be a russian leg sweep from the top rope called the Freudian Slip. 

Question #2:
Let's say you get the chance to rewrite one of the biggest moments in sports entertainment history.  Bash At The Beach, the unveiling of the third man in the nWo.  Instead of Hulk Hogan, you can choose anyone else from that roster and give the outline of how you would have changed things up.

I'd have gone with Lanny Poffo, revealed that he was Macho's Man brother, and had him trying to convince,connive, or conscript Macho into the NWO by any means necessary.  It would have a real family feud for the soul of Randy Savage going on.  Also, it would justify the paycheck for Lanny. 

Question #3:
Jersey Shore decides to bring in a new cast of characters from the WWE/TNA world.  Who are your chosen 4 guys/4 girls and why?

Zack Ryder, Mick Foley, Brookly Brawler, and Bully Ray for a Jersey vs New York battle that is sure to spike ratings like the Situation spikes his drinks!

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