Dungeon of Doom - Used Questions

This is a running list of all questions used in the TCO Dungeon of Doom.

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1. If you could pick one wrestler to endorse a particular product, who would you pick, and what would they endorse?

2. There hasn't been a stable of no-name wrestlers around since both The Corre and Nexus split. That being said, the next time a group of jobbers bands together to cause havoc, what name would you christen them with?

3. The Osirian Portal won a match with The Runaways in a CZW Tag Team tournament by using hypnosis and having The Runaways (and the rest of the locker room) dance to "Rapper's Delight". If this situation could be recreated in any fed, which wrestler would compel the locker room to dance, and what song would everyone be getting down to?

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1) Pick a wrestler and dream up a Ben & Jerry's flavor based on that wrestler. Give it a name, tell us what's in it.

2) CZW needs a new specialty match to drum up gate sales. Dream up something innovative that will help them break the $100 gate mark without killing the audience. (They keep getting so close to that $100 mark too!) Make sure to include who would be participating in the match (from any fed, because I don't expect anybody to watch CZW to figure out who their talent is).

3) TNA recently debuted its "open fight night" concept, where new talent can come in and challenge current talent for a spot on the roster. However, this is coming from Hulk Hogan. So, figure out which of his WCW buddies are going to crash TNA next and who they are going to go over. Describe the finish, as well. (Ed Leslie is off-limits. Way too obvious.)

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question 1:As I was watching Are You Serious,a web WWE series about bad moments in WWE.
It got me to thinking about Bad Gimmicks such as Power Cat and Phantasmo. If you could repackage any Main event/mid card talent into a Bad gimmick who would it be what would they be called and what would their finisher be?

Question 2:if you could have a dream date with a female wrestler past or present where would you go and how would it turn out?

Question3: If you could make an impassioned plea to the major wrestling companies about one topic in the hopes that they would take your advice. What would be the topic and who would be listening.

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1. People want to see the most talented, interesting, charismatic wrestlers holding the title. However, bookers aren't people; they have no interest in that at all. Vince McMahon keeps giving the WWE Title to big, lumbering oafs, Eric Bischoff wanted people who made him personally look cool as WCW Champion, Vince Russo... well, the less said about David Arquette, the better, and Jerry Jarrett's preferred champion was, naturally, his son.

I'm disqualifying you from the human race, effective immediately: You're now the booker for any federation you wish. What annoying, unpopular superstar are you putting the strap on, without any semblance of logic, and why in God's name do you want them holding the title?

2. You're standing in front of a massive buffet table. On the other side of you: Bastion Booger. How do you save yourself from being consumed?

3. Ah, WWE, the land of missed opportunities. They make a ton of money, but so much is left on the table by their constant turning of gold into crap. Your mission, should you choose to accept it*: take any angle in WWE history and fix it. What went wrong, and how do you stop it?

* Note: You actually don't get to choose.

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Q) Radiohead's The Bends - Great Radiohead Album, or Greatest Radiohead Album? Why?

Q) With Cena being fired for losing the match At over the limit. It got me thinking about the massive amount of Future Endeavored superstars over the years. If you could take back one firing from the WWE who would it be and why.

Q) It's Final Jeopardy on Celebrity Jeopardy. The answer is Where Are You? Who are the wrestlers present and what are their answers.

Q) There has been some speculation that with Jericho, Punk, Bryan, Ziggler, and a number of the other Wrestlers currently on the WWE Roster, that the recent WWE PPV's have offered some of the strongest and finest wrestling consistently PPV to PPV.

When was the last time any wrestling organization consistently offered this level of quality wrestling through their PPV, and in your mind, what was the best era for "pure" wrestling on PPV?

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1.) The Repo man shows up at your house and tells you he's repossessing your car. Now even though you didnt default on any payments, and even though the Repo Man's outfit is flat out rediculous, he's a smooth talker who can worm his way into or out of any situation. Bottom line: right or wrong, he's taking your car unless you figure out a way to stop him. How do you do it?

2.) Its the end of August, 1996. Youre Eric Bischoff. You recently signed Scott Hall and Kevin Nash away from the WWF, and brought your brillant idea of the NWO to life. Its been about 4 months annnnnnnd......the idea tanked. Big time. Youre still well behind the WWF in terms of rating and popluarity, and Ted Turner is starting to get angry. Staying true to the staff WCW had at the time, what is your next big idea to try and top the WWF, who's involved, and why?

3.) Kevin Nash, The Ultimate Warrior, Ric Flair, and The Rock are all being honored at a random "Famous Wrestlers" event in Los Angeles, California. Unfortunatley, at this time, they are all located in New York City. So they decide to carpool. Who drives the car, why, and how fast do they get from NYC to LA?

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1. Bob Backlund is on Password. The word that he is trying to get his partner to guess is "trophy". Assuming that his partner never guesses the word correctly, what are the three clues that Mr. Backlund gives?

2. Pretend that Mr. Excitement lost his match to John Cena and the GM spot is open. Who would be the best and worst choices for the spot? The only rule is that you're not allowed to use anyone who is under contract to another wrestling organization (no Vince Russo, sorry).

3. Name the greatest Japanese sports car of all time.

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1.) Congratulations (sp?)! You've just been hired to the WWE Creative team! Your first assignment? At No Way Out, you need to figure out how to use 10 Minutes on Ryback vs Brodus Clay. And this isnt a skit, there HAS to be a match. What do you do?

2.) Pick a wrestler. Any wrestler. Now, turn him/her into a pokemon! Come up with an original name, 4 manuevers, and some flavor text describing this newly discovered creature.

3.) Using whatever clues/logic/information you please, tell us who the annonmyous Raw GM was. Anyone is game, i'll consider any answer possible, the key is going to be defending your answer.

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Question 1: You are walking into a bar and-
<STATIC>
I'm here to show the world, I'm here to show the world!

'Sup, kids. I got bored with hacking Ryder so I figured I'd hack the Dungeon of Doom instead 'cause I am so damn sick of being so damn sick. So here's what I wanna know: how would you turn me, Dolph Ziggler, the show stealer, the show off, face, without getting me shipped off to Ryderland... I mean Superstars. Later, marks.

Question 2: You're going out to the beach with Sergeant Slaughter and-
<STATIC>

The following announcement has been paid for by the new World order.

Hey, yo. Time for a survey, and here's all I wanna know: ol' Vinny Mac decides that Raw isn't interesting anymore, and he knows what he wants to see: the n... W... o. Pick 5 people and make a new new World order for 2012. Score one for the good guys.

Question 3: Man Mountain Rock has just taken the stage and...
<BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP>

...and I have just received an e-mail from the anonymous Raw General Manager. And I quote...

"For our final question on this edition of the Dungeon of Doom, I have decided to come at things from a completely different angle. Pretend that all of the current championship belts spontaneously switch brands. Pick out new champions for each belt and defend your choices. Due to the unique cross-brand nature of the Tag Team Championship, it will be excluded from this exercise."

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1) For many, Wrestlemania X7 is considered the best Wrestlemania. What did X7 have that none of the others had? A GIMMICK BATTLE ROYAL! The Gimmick Battle Royal featured 19 superstars with silly gimmicks such as Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, The Gobbledy-Gooker, and the Goon, although it also included legendary gimmicks like Hillbilly Jim, Iron Sheik, and Sgt Slaughter. If Wrestlemania 29 has a gimmick battle royal, what three people would you include in it and what spot would you have for them to do?

2) Hornswaggle will be playing an evil leprechaun in Leprachaun: Origins coming out in March 2013. How should the WWE use the character of Hornswaggle to promote the movie?

3) You may have heard that the WWE is trying to start its own network. What show would you make for the network? Who would be involved? What would it be like?

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1. One of the wealthiest known wrestling fans is Ted Turner. It's been a while, he's got an itch to get back into the wrasslin' business, and he's got money burning a hole in his pocket. For whatever reason, he's chosen you to found a company. You get to hire a staff of 25 wrestlers, none of whom may be under contract to WWE or TNA as of now. You also may not hire more than 5 away from Ring of Honor. What is your fed called, what is it's theme or position in the market, and who have you hired?

2. The wrestling business has a storied history of announcers who, for whatever reason, are considered to be terrible. Yes, Don West, we did see that. No, Tony Schiavone, this is actually a fairly mediocre night, and Mick Foley does put butts in seats. No, Mike Adamle, his last name is "Hardy," not "Harvey." However, sometimes all a bad commentator needs is a great partner, with whom he has chemistry. Michael Cole started to come into his own when paired with JBL, and now that he's with the King, he's the grating, irritating Voice of the WWE. Pick a terrible announcer, then find a partner for them who can help them on the way to respectability, if not greatness. Explain what it is about this partner that plays well with the Awful Announcer's style, and how the pairing will improve the terrible one.

3. Beaver Cleavage. Why?

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1) Following up from Dilbert's last set of questions about starting a federation, and his disdain for Batista, how and why do you feel about him, and using him <Batista> in a federation knowing that he has a major Hollywood movie coming out soon? Does that play into it? Feel free to either acknowledge or ignore his just announced upcoming MMA debut.

2) *spoiler* If you haven't watched the end of the MITB match, where Cena wins as the briefcase broke, while beating Big Show - Was that how it was supposed to end? Was Cena booked to win? Was the case supposed to break like that?

3) AJ - arguably one of the strongest and most interesting characters in a while. Is it because she's "Crazy" or is it something else? Do you think they're treating her appropriately? Do you think this is a positive step? Why or why not?

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1. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Palumbo?

2. If not Neidhart, then Who?

3. Your phone broke. It still receives calls and texts, but every time it does, it blares out your ringtone at max volume, and you can't mute it. Which ringtone do you take: Vickie Guerrero's EEEEEXXXXCCCUUUUUUU UUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEE EEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE EE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Michael Cole's "May I Have Your Attention Please, I have just received an e-mail from the anonymous General Manager," Yamaguchi-San shouting "I choppy choppy your pee-pee!", or Steven Regal's "Real Man's Man" theme song?

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1. As everybody knows, the greatest professional wrestling trio of all-time is Louie Spicolli, a bottle of Somas, and a pillow to the face. For everyone interested, this trio is managed by Jose Cuervo. However, it is up for debate as to what the second-greatest wrestling trio of all-time is. Who or what is in what you believe to be the second-greatest wrestling trio?

2. You've been lucky enough to spend a day each in the household of Lance Storm, CM Punk, and Samoa Joe. They hosted you as a guest and you spent the night over at each of their households. A week after you leave the last place, you've developed a case of Athlete's Foot. In your opinion, whose house was it most likely you got Athlete's Foot at because you showered there?

3. This upcoming WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan will be accompanied to the ring by Rick Wakeman. This obviously goes without explanation (If you need explanation, please kick yourself). His opponent will also have a famous musician accompany them to the ring. Who is Daniel Bryan's opponent, and which musician accompanies them?

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