Handicap Match

The CWA cameras are wandering backstage when a disturbance can be heard. As the camera moves closer the sounds become more distinct and seems to be several people engaged in a joyous celebration. Eventually the door to the DiBiase's locker room can be seen only partially closed. The door slides open further and the view moves inside to reveal Ted DiBiase Jr with one arm around Ashley Lane, Chris Nowinski opening a bottle of Dom Perignon and Mike DiBiase standing in the background with both arms crossed and a stern expression adorning his face. Nowinski pours the expensive champagne into four glasses and hands one to each of the others before taking one for himself.

Christopher Nowinski This is a most joyous occasion. A free victory handed to the latest in the fine pedigree of the DiBiase family. Putting you up against Dilbert in a singles match would be an easy bout against a jabroni, but in a three on one handicap match. That's just going to be a destruction the likes of which the world has not seen since Ghengis Khan's horde ran roughshod over the entirety of Asia and Eastern Europe. He will be so outmatched that I almost feel sorry for the poor piddling fellow. So what do you have to say about this glorious victory Ted?

Ted DiBiase Jr.: Obviously this is a gift to me from the CWA Management. That ignoramus Trish Stratus must have finally realized who the true stars in her company are. After giving us nothing but hassle since we have showed up she has now seen the light and given me the kind of match I deserve to compete in. Especially when the match is in the main event as it should be. This will be a great opportunity for the serfs out in the audience to catch a glimpse of the Million Dollar Tag Team Champions in action. Speaking of serfs, that is who my opponent will be. A pathetic gnat that slaves away in a tiny enclosed space for endless hours for a meager wage because he is not good enough as a wrestler to support himself in this field. I can't imagine how terrible that must be for him...because I would never be so destitute as to have to resort to such mindless drudgery. I could spend fortunes the likes of which none of you could comprehend and still have millions upon million left spread out between my many assets, accounts and portfolios. Now I must yield to the gorgeous Miss Ashley Lane for her comments.

Ashley Lane: I don't have much to add since you covered everything so well Ted. I would just like to remind Trish Stratus that she needs to stay away from our business. If booking this match is a white flag then by all means we accept. So long as you stay out of our affairs you may have your Vichy-like authority over this company. If you ever step out of line though we will crush you like the insect that you are!

A young and petrified looking intern steps into the scene and hands a note to Christopher Nowinski before quickly slipping away before being caught up in a bad situation. Christopher reads the note several times, puts his hand on his forehead and wrinkles his brow before speaking again.

Christopher Nowinski Apparently our friend Dilbert is even more mentally deficient than any of us ever thought he was. Mike he called you Ted's "baby brother." How ridiculous is that?

Mike DiBiase: WHAT?! That piece of crap! Dilbert! I am going to break your damned neck! Don't you ever go spreading lies about me you worthless son of a female dog! As a matter of fact I'm going to go slap the hell out of you right now!

Ted DiBiase Jr.: Whoa! WHOA! Mike...save it for the ring. We don't need you to go around and beat the tar out of him right now. While you easily could and he definitely deserves it. The beating would be much more satisfying when you do it in front of all of those savages out there who "relate to him" and cheer him on. Not only would you be shattering his spine, but you would also be crushing the dreams of each and every one of those maggots!

Mike DiBiase: That sounds...perfect.

Mike begins panting heavily with a burning rage in his eyes as he eyebrows begin twitching in anticipation of the beatdown that is surely to ensue.

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