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The DiBiase Brothers and Ashley Lane are backstage in the designated promo area. Chris Nowinski is conspicuously missing, but they immediately jump into the promo anyway.

Ted DiBiase Jr.: This is unacceptable! We will not be treated like this! How dare Trish Stratus kick my brother and Ashley away from ringside during my match? This is absolutely ridiculous. We are the biggest stars this pathetic little company has and she's going to keep alienating us. This is not going to happen. We will not allow it. Our father is one of the main investors in this promotion. One call to him and we could have the whole damned thing shut down!

Mike DiBiase: Dilbert! You embarrassed my brother on Wired last week and it ends now! On the next episode of Wired you are going to go one on one with and I'm going to beat your ass red! This pencil necked geek is going to learn the hard way you don't cross the big money!

Suddenly from the side of the screen Chris Nowinski comes in looking slightly dejected. He begins shaking his head in a negative manner before speaking.

Christopher Nowinski: I tried talking to that thick headed bimbo, but she could not comprehend what I was saying. Apparently she does not feel it's appropriate to cancel your match for Shockwave and put you into Dilbert's match against John Bradshaw Layfield. I'm really sorry, she's just impossible to deal with.

Ted DiBiase Jr.: Don't worry about Christopher. We know who the real problem in this company is. It's that awful Trish Stratus. We are going to make her pay. As for the match tonight it is not even a concern. The CWA Canadian Tag Team belts are meaningless. The true championships in this promotion are around the waist of my brother and I. Besides just look at who are opponents are. This is not even going to be a contest. The two of us could win this match blindfolded. There's the Jersey trash we already took out to the dump. Then there is a loser and his Scottish buddy. Last and most definitely least is the so called "champions." Raven, a washed up garbage wrestler who is falling apart and his partner is supposed to be Lance Storm's boyfriend or something right?

Mike DiBiase: I think he's like his son or something.

Ashley Lane: Are you sure? I'm pretty sure he's limp wristed if you know what I mean.

Mike DiBiase: I honestly don't give a crap.

Ted DiBiase Jr.: It doesn't really matter though. The point is these guys are not on our level. It would probably...no it would assuredly be in their best interest to just go ahead and no show for the match. We can't be held responsible for the damage inflicted on your fragile bodies if you actually do try to face off against us.

Ted Jr. seems very pleased with himself and wraps his arm around Ashley as he walks away while Mike stares down the camera for several seconds before the screen fades away into darkness...

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